Slinging Darts

The “Slinging Darts” hat is for the golfer who plays like they have a cheat code. Every drive splits the fairway, every chip cozies up to the pin, and even their bunker shots come out like they were rehearsed in slow motion. It’s almost annoying, like how are you this good? I just watched you shoot 10 over on a Par 3 last week. However, while you’re sticking greens like the pros don’t forget to brag and act like it is a normal occurrence.